Latest Dream

Gimme Some Dreamin’


Had a dream last night where I was working in an office with my old colleagues from Security Media – mainly a girl called Kirsty and the boss, Philip – and my Laura from my current job. I was working on a design for something when Laura came in. She saw I was sitting at…

Latest Story

The Missing L


It was a cold and wet afternoon and the howling winds echoed through the corridors of Ne’ermore Castle. Meanwhile, in Lichfield (where this story takes place) the sun was shining bright and there was not a single cloud in the sky. In one particular garden, a frog was standing, admiring a snow-frog he had just…

Latest Poem

My brother is allergic to nuts


My brother is allergic to nuts They make his face go big It always makes me laugh so much So this is what I did I put cashews in his shoes I put chestnuts on his chest I put pistachios Right up his nose With a slice of lemon zest Well he wasn’t happy at…

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Four Eyes

My first work of fiction.

Fred Chuff was born with four eyes. He’s spent most of his life as a subject of ridicule, but when he decides to join the circus, he finds his true calling, makes some new friends and discovers a terrible secret about the circus.

four eyes