Latest Dream

The critique

12/02/2018

The only thing I remember about last night’s dream is that I was going through a magazine I’d designed at work. This is a magazine I’ve designed in real life, but most of the articles in this issue I’d not done in real life. I was quite critical of my work, mainly because a lot…

Latest Story

The Missing L

16/05/2016

It was a cold and wet afternoon and the howling winds echoed through the corridors of Ne’ermore Castle. Meanwhile, in Lichfield (where this story takes place) the sun was shining bright and there was not a single cloud in the sky. In one particular garden, a frog was standing, admiring a snow-frog he had just…

Latest Poem

My brother is allergic to nuts

31/05/2016

My brother is allergic to nuts They make his face go big It always makes me laugh so much So this is what I did I put cashews in his shoes I put chestnuts on his chest I put pistachios Right up his nose With a slice of lemon zest Well he wasn’t happy at…

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Four Eyes

My first work of fiction.

Fred Chuff was born with four eyes. He’s spent most of his life as a subject of ridicule, but when he decides to join the circus, he finds his true calling, makes some new friends and discovers a terrible secret about the circus.

four eyes