Latest Dream

A dream I didn’t want to write about


I had a dream last night that made me sad when I woke up. I didn’t really want to write it up, but I made a commitment to myself when I started documenting my dreams that I would include them all, be they happy, sad, sexual, personal or otherwise. So, here it is. In the…

Latest Story

The Missing L


It was a cold and wet afternoon and the howling winds echoed through the corridors of Ne’ermore Castle. Meanwhile, in Lichfield (where this story takes place) the sun was shining bright and there was not a single cloud in the sky. In one particular garden, a frog was standing, admiring a snow-frog he had just…

Latest Poem

My brother is allergic to nuts


My brother is allergic to nuts They make his face go big It always makes me laugh so much So this is what I did I put cashews in his shoes I put chestnuts on his chest I put pistachios Right up his nose With a slice of lemon zest Well he wasn’t happy at…

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Four Eyes

My first work of fiction.

Fred Chuff was born with four eyes. He’s spent most of his life as a subject of ridicule, but when he decides to join the circus, he finds his true calling, makes some new friends and discovers a terrible secret about the circus.

four eyes