DREAMS

I have very interesting dreams that I can often remember in great detail, so this is a log of all the ones that I could remember when I woke up. I've also added tags so I can identify the most common elements of my dreams.

Vok and Bock

03/05/2017

Had a dream last night that started with me and Mike at some expo. We had been looking for something to eat and ended up at a McDonalds stand. They were trailing some new foods, with a table for some new chips and another table for a noodle dish. Mike and I tried the chips…

Green Shadow

02/05/2017

At the start of this dream, a voiceover was introducing a green superhero. He looked a bit like Hulk only normal sized and not quite as aggressive. This hero was my character in the dream. “Let’s hope he can keep up with the Green Shadow… and Beast Boy.” The Green Shadow was the villain, dressed…

Optimal Artyness

01/05/2017

Had a dream last night where I was in school in an art class. The teacher, a middle aged hippy woman, came in and announced she was redesigning the classroom to ‘optimise artyness’. She stuck a drawing on the wall of what it would now look like. In the bottom left, there was a row…

Late for karate

27/04/2017

Had a dream last night that I turned up to karate late. It wasn’t our usual dojo, it was much smaller and dimly lit. The instructor, Roger, was in the middle of teaching a class and pointed out that I was late, making a couple of jokes about it. As I was taking off my…

Karate on ice

01/04/2017

Had a dream last night in which I was at karate. We were lined up and, one by one, the instructor, Roger, picked out the high grades to go to the back. He was going to teach us separately and told a kid to take the rest of the class. The kid just wandered around…

Cybermen on the mountains

01/04/2017

Had a dream last night in which I was on holiday with my family. We were in a big shopping centre. The first shop was a big Aldi outlet, which you had to go through to get to the other shops. I was keen to carry on and buy a newspaper from WH Smith, so…

Death in green water

26/03/2017

In this dream it was Mother’s day and, as in real life, I was waiting for my mother’s card to be delivered. When it came, I opened it to find it was a children’s birthday card. I showed Lee and said it was wrong. He asked if I’d gotten her a present and I said…

Silence in the library

21/03/2017

Had a dream where I was with the Doctor (from Doctor Who) in a library. We were told on the way in that if anyone in the library hears a loud noise, they die. It was a big library, with wooden walls and tall columns. There were endless rows of old-looking books and several wooden…

Peter, Ben and Mary

20/03/2017

I had a dream last night that I was at a primary school, entertaining the kids as part of the band Peter, Paul & Mary. I was Paul. The last song we did was Weave Me The Sunshine, which everyone joined in on. This was a great musical number and we played it really upbeat…

The boy and the BFG

18/03/2017

I had a dream involving Roald Dahl’s BFG. He was in his house chasing a young human boy around. He thought it was Sophie (the girl from the book) so he was chasing in a playful way, but the boy was running away, along the beams and tables. Before long, they’d ransacked the whole room.…

Sandwich coupons

17/03/2017

Had a dream last night in which I was on the phone to my old friend Josh. I was reminding him of all the times he’d bullied me, but it soon transpired that he wasn’t listening to me. Apparently, he was watching James Bond themed porn with his mother. I handed the phone to Mike…

A forgotten carpentry workshop

15/03/2017

I can’t really remember much of last night’s dream. My mother and I were visiting our friend Teresa at a large office space where she was running a carpentry workshop. There was also a boy making a pottery dish. That’s all I remember. I think there was also some dispute about something at some point.

A Goodwin and a game

14/03/2017

Had a dream last night in which started at this big cinema where I was going to see a film with some friends. I don’t remember the film we were going to see, but it was on for 2 hours. There were three time slots: 1pm, 3pm and 5pm. We got tickets for 1pm. After…

Millennium Fun

13/03/2017

Had a dream in which I was on holiday with Goodwin. I can’t remember where and the dream didn’t focus too much on the holiday, it was set just after we’d returned. We decided instead of going to work, we’d get a new job. It was a marketing agency round by the Custard Factory. The…

Maxette

10/03/2017

Had a dream last night, but it’s not really worth writing up for the tiny amount of it that I remember. Basically, mother and I were at her friend’s house and we were there with my nephew, Max, only Max was a girl. We were bathing Max in the sink. That’s it. That’s all I…

It’s a dreamin’ thing

06/03/2017

Had a dream last night that I was in a recording studio that was inside a school classroom. I had been asked to record a few of my own songs, but most of the dream was dealing with interruptions and distractions stopping me from doing so. Sometimes I’d forget the lyrics, sometimes the woman recording…

The Roald Dahl Joke

05/03/2017

I’m currently in Cardiff and sharing a room with some friends. As I often do when in this situation, I told them last night that I was planning to dream that I was on Roald Dahl Plas and suggested they try and dream about being there too so that we could try and enter each…

Mr Cllr Philip Simon Miss

22/02/2017

Had a dream last night in which I was in town with Goodwin. We were going to a council building to speak to them about an issue I was having. We stood outside the building and didn’t know where to go or who to speak to. I spotted a man who looked quite important and…