DREAMS

I have very interesting dreams that I can often remember in great detail, so this is a log of all the ones that I could remember when I woke up. I've also added tags so I can identify the most common elements of my dreams.

Harley and Boomerang

20/02/2017

Had a dream last night in which I was on a beach with Harley Quinn and Captain Boomerang. We were helping the police (who were dressed in blue with black caps) capture a group of criminals (who were dressed in black with blue caps). The aim was to hit the criminal on the head with…

Sunflower Set

18/02/2017

Had a dream last night where I was in London and I was performing some of my songs at a club. After the show, the woman running the event was tidying away the chairs as I was packing up my ukulele. She asked if I was okay to perform next week. I told her that…

Annie the cling film eater

29/01/2017

Had a dream last night where I was in school. It was break time, but the playground was deserted. Apparently there were some new rules about being in class on time and everyone was going in earlier. I headed to class and the teacher was waiting for me to turn up late. He told me…

Yasmin Ross

24/01/2017

Had a dream last night starring a girl I barely knew in school called Yasmin. I was in the bath and she was sitting in the bathroom reading a magazine. I asked why she was there and she said she was a friend of the family. I asked her what she thought of my face.…

Picking up poop

20/12/2016

Had a dream last night in which I was out with Mike, Laura and Shannon. I can’t remember where we were, but we got the bus back. When the the bus was near my house, it turned off where it usually goes and went a different way. I pointed this out and we decided to…

Harley and the Wizards

14/12/2016

Had a dream last night which started in the last place I’d be seen: a nightclub. I got talking to a girl who was cosplaying as Harley Quinn. After a while I left, but she followed me out. She then dragged me around town being crazy and shouting at people. That was fun. I eventually…

A cat and two dogs

29/11/2016

Had a dream last night starring my dog, Zeta. We were out for a walk and she started chasing a cat. I stopped her, but another dog walked by and saw the cat, which it chased into a woman’s alley. I went in and stopped the dog from getting the cat – Zeta just stood…

Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Map

20/11/2016

Had a Sherlock themed dream last night. It started with Mycroft briefing Sherlock on a case. Sherlock said, “Why Me?” “Because nobody is cleverer than Sherlock Holmes, remember?” he replied. Sherlock grabbed a map and started studying it. “What is it, what isn’t there,” he questioned. The camera panned outside, which was full of big…

Sherlock Holmes and the Made Up Titles

19/11/2016

Had a dream where Mother and I were in a shop. We asked a shop assistant for help and she took us into the back room. There we took part in a challenge to list as many Sherlock Holmes stories as we could. Mother told me “Don’t put the obvious ones like Silver Blaze or…

Scarlet on a plane

15/11/2016

In last night’s dream, I was on a plane with Mother, nan, grandad and an old school friend called Scarlet and her boyfriend. My brother’s girlfriend’s mother, Sue, was also on the plane, but not sat by us. Scarlet and I were chatting and she recommended a thriller book to me. We ordered Sue some…

Mr Richard press the button

14/10/2016

Had a dream last night in which I came up with a great song… but I can’t remember it. The song was about Muhammad Ali song and was to be sung at the Olympics in Rio. The only line I remember is ‘Mr Richard press the button in a minute it’ll be alright.’ At another…

The Pear Drops

04/10/2016

Had a dream last night in which Mike and I were at an indoor market. It was raining outside, so we were killing time. We went to a sweets stall and Mike wanted to buy some pear drops – green sweets that looked like a pea but smaller and a bit lighter. There were two…

Zooey built a bridge, Zooey tore it down

03/10/2016

In this dream, I was at an open day on a field with Mike. We were watching a few bands performing live. The last band was a four-piece that sung an R.E.M. song called Kahoutek. Now this is weird, because I love R.E.M. but this song isn’t particularly one of my favourites – I haven’t…

The night of five dreams

02/10/2016

Had a series of dreams last night. I kept waking up, making a note of the dream and then going back to sleep for another. In the first dream, I was on holiday abroad. I was staying on a resort that was on a small island off a larger island. At one point I was…

When Ben met Zooey

01/10/2016

​ Had a dream in which I was at a party with my family. Mike and Laura were also there. There was also a special guest at the party… Zooey Deschanel! I was of course very excited at this. At one point she was doing a signing, so I took my ukulele up and asked…

The twelve string ukulele

30/09/2016

Had a dream last night and there was a bit I remembered when I woke up and I’ve since forgotten, but now I remember a different part. I was in a bar with a friend and there was a girl there playing music. I had a ukulele with me so I showed her and she…

Meg for daughter

26/09/2016

Had a dream last night and I can’t make out the notes, so here they are: ​ Chris Kiernan bowl haircut Have to help make tea for his son On the beach in the house 3 gates Having to redirect people Grandad on boat Using pin machine to type up dream Go to cinema Tiny…

Digger Hat

25/09/2016

Had a dream last night, but there’s only one aspect of it I remember… the digger hat. I went looking for a legendary hat in town and I found it. When I put it on, I realised there was a hidden switch. I pressed it and a digger arm came out of the top of…