Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’

The Roald Dahl Joke

I’m currently in Cardiff and sharing a room with some friends. As I often do when in this situation, I told them last night that I was planning to dream that I was on Roald Dahl Plas and suggested they try and dream about being there too so that we could try and enter each…

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The Two Ronnies Dream

Had a dream last night that ended on a great punchline. In the dream, I was cooking dinner for the two Ronnies (Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett). There was quite a conversation with, as you would expect, a lot of jokes. The only part I can remember though was when I asked how they felt…

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The Time Stream

This was one of the nerdiest dreams I’ve ever had and also one of the cleverest, with two puns that made me laugh and question my sanity when I woke up. It started off I was with The Doctor and Rose (I warn you, this is mostly a Doctor Who dream) and Jenny Flint (from…

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Jennavere

Had a dream last night that took place on a bus. It was a big bus though, more like a train, with tables lots of room. I was sitting with Mike and Goodwin, but a few other people came and went, including our old school friend Matthew, who made a few jokes that I don’t…

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Vaseline Badge

Had a dream last night where I was in a big meeting with a bunch of business owners. It was a round, well lit office, with light grey walls. Mak was sat to my left, a girl was on the right and then Mike was to the right of the girl. We were all given…

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Lying down there at your age

Had a dream last night, though I don’t remember much of it. I woke up at 5am and immediately made notes, but I can’t remember what “Rising tram on door” actually means. The one bit that I do remember was that I was with my nan and grandad at the time, presumably at the tram…

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Choke or Lose

Last night, my brain invented a new game. It might not be a bestseller this Christmas, but it would definitely make the news if it was real. The dream started with Mak and Ellie – our former colleague from SND, the company we’re partnered with – at my house. I was doing work for SND…

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The Guest

This dream was a bit of an odd one. The dream itself was no crazier than usual, but, if memory serves, it was the first time I’ve ever woken up laughing. I started laughing in the dream and then it was like I woke myself up laughing. The dream started off with me and Mak…

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Presentations and conversations

The dream started in school during a Geography lesson. We were tasked with giving a presentation on a country. I was given Syria and partnered with (comedian) Sean Lock. While I tried to do a serious presentation, he just replaced everything with animated GIFs. Within the presentation, we also had to write a poem and…

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The Nuneaton Connection

The dream started with all of us at my grandparents’ house. We were watching a film and my brother’s baby was there with us (not yet born in real life so it was non-gender specific in the dream). I was bouncing the baby on my knees whilst it was talking to me Baby: “Tomorrow I…

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