Hello.
My name is Ben and this is my website.

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Hello.
My name is Ben and this is my website.

This is the last dream that I had...

This is the last dream that I had...

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Walsall council tenancy

21/05/2019

I was in my room with comedian Lou Sanders. She was offering to teach me about different types of orgasms, but the light was off and I was too busy trying to find a pair of pants. Then the doorbell went and I left her in my room to go and open it. As I…

I Want to Grate Cheese (parody)

28/05/2019

A parody of I Want to Break Free by Queen. I don’t actually like cheese all that much, but it seemed like a fun parody to do. And once I’d got the idea of a little Freddie Mercury and Brian May made out of cheese in my head, I couldn’t resist making a video to…

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... and this is the latest song I've recorded

This is the latest song I've recorded...