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I was at work and we had an intern (a young guy) in the office. Dave was out of the office so I sat in his chair and played Frank Sinatra over the speakers. After a while, Dave came back so I switched back to my usual chair, but he only stopped briefly to pick…

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Attack of the trains

Mother and I went for a meeting with a health guy called George Staphanopholes (or something like that). Earlier, he’d asked me where I wanted to meet and I said “Well the top floor has a massage parlour, so there?” To which he replied, “I like your style.” Mother and I went to the top…

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Alli

The dream started off with me at work. We had to try and get some songs our clients had recorded onto the radio, but we weren’t getting responses. That’s all I remember from that bit. In the next part, I went to karate. I skipped dinner to go, as I thought our instructor, Roger, wasn’t…

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Dogs up the ring

I was up the ring (a little local park) with mother. There were several dogs, so we played with them for a while and then mother went to get a cup of tea. When mother came back I checked my phone and the time was 08:14, meaning the taxi for work was picking me up…

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An ancient traditional jester’s outfit

Two people were tasked with making a Harley Quinn figure. One made a life size one, the other a normal sized figure. Meanwhile, a man was looking in a museum and saw a Harley outfit like the one she wore in her original cartoon appearances. “Is this an ancient traditional jester’s outfit?” he asked someone…

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Hang the Dog

I flipped through the newspaper and saw an ad for a missing dog called Hang. I went outside and saw it up the ring (a local park) so I brought it back home and put him in my room. I couldn’t call owner because it was 5am, so I just waited. After a while, Mother…

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I am Newt

Can’t remember much about last night’s dream, except that I was in my living room with Mike and Scarlet, an old friend from school. We were playing a computer game and Mike said we would make a playlist of songs for Scarlet. I think it was a playlist. He said we’d make something anyway. I…

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Have you ever seen a la-la?

I was in a Wetherspoon pub with my family and Simon (a friend from college). They’d completely changed the menu, with the main focus of it being a ‘pick n mix’ steak section, where you could pick your steak, sauce, sides and garnish. I had a look through the menu, trying to find a ham…

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The offensive U

I was in the office at work talking to my boss, Dave, about the singer and comedian Boothby Graffoe (check him out!). Dave said he didn’t think he was that funny anymore and I agreed that his early material was better. Dave told me about an old friend of his, a comedian that he would…

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The blue blazer

Can’t remember much of last night’s dream. We were going out for a meal with the karate guys and I’d decided to wear navy blue jeans and a navy blue blazer (which I own in real life). My mother pulled a face at the outfit, so I asked her what was wrong with it. She…

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