Dirty Poem #1

You’ll have lots of fun, with the girl called Yvonne,
Cos really she’s not very fussy.
She’s a terrible flirt, who’ll lift up her skirt,
And show everybody her stamp collection!

 

(well, you’ve got to lick it before you stick it in)

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