I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Dreams

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I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.

There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.

I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.

There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.

It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.

So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...

Paul and the bass

30/05/2021

Paul McCartney was playing a small show somewhere, just like a community centre or somewhere. I was in the front row watching him. I only remember him playing one song that wasn’t an existing song. I think it was called something like “All of her”… it had ‘all’ in the title. He saw me wiggling…

The monk of Wolverhampton

30/05/2021

I was in Wolverhampton trying to get a taxi home from the hospital, but it didn’t recognise the hospital on the app. I headed into town but got stuck in a shopping arcade when two people were having an argument and blocked the exits off. There was a shop in there I liked that sold…

The bacon and cheese egg roll

15/04/2021

I went to a big indoor market with my family. We wandered around for a while before we actually started looking at the stalls. I’d been here before and remembered finding a stall selling Doctor Who stuff, so I tried to find somewhere selling some. I found one place that had some packs of trading…

Zeta’s leg

03/04/2021

I was in a hotel with my colleagues working. We finished at 11pm. I was glad because I thought it was midnight but realised it was only 11pm. They said they were going off to a bar, so I said I’d go downstairs to my hotel room. I’d been moved to another room, so I…

The Doctors of Heal Street

25/11/2020

A superhero in the middle of the road suddenly lost her powers and collapsed, causing a chain reaction of cars crashing into each other. Lots of people were injured, but this road was becoming known for accidents. Inside one of the cars, a girl and her friends had taken multiple injuries in the collision. She…

The dodgy looking man

19/10/2020

Can’t remember much of last night’s dream other than one bit where I was walking down the road and being followed by a bald guy in glasses. He reminded me of one of our clients at work, but this guy seemed a bit dodgy. Not like he was going to kill me or mug me,…

The London Eye

17/09/2020

Had a dream last night in which I was visiting London with college. We were walking along the banks of the Thames and my friend Gush and I stopped to look at the London Eye. It wasn’t in its usual position parallel to the river, it was turned 90 degrees. I noticed it slightly lean…

The cafe girl

08/09/2020

Mom and I went to a cafe. There was a really nice girl behind the counter who looked like Zendaya when she played MJ in Sider-man, and was similarly cool and quiet. We somehow got talking and hit it off. I’d seen they had live music there, so asked if there was any opportunities for…

The therapist and his pig

07/09/2020

Me, mom and Lee went to see therapist who lived in a caravan on a field. I’d been told the place took hours to get to but we found it easily. There were lots of other caravans around, like it was a retreat. There was a large black pig guarding the main caravan. We went…

Picking up cakes

14/08/2020

I was at work with a few people I’d gone to college. Mom was also there and she said she was going out to pick some food up for the team. I said I’d help her and a girl called Holly (who I went to college with in real life) joined us. We went to…

The piano lesson

27/07/2020

I was in Sofia, Bulgaria, with Mike and I realised I had my first piano lesson since lockdown. Mike decided we should get a taxi, only I didn’t know the way by taxi. I couldn’t remember the name of the road and after ages of driving around and looking it up on my phone, I…

Victoria Wood’s IT support centre

25/07/2020

We were working in a new office building. One of our clients was based downstairs, so my boss told me to go down to room 2. I went down and there was a big waiting room with lots of chairs and then some desks with the staff. There were also offices behind a glass wall.…

The Chinese Shoplifter

24/07/2020

I was in a shop with mom and I went off to get some toiletries, but they’d moved everything around so I couldn’t find what I wanted. Mom spotted an old Chinese man with a Dalmatian who we’d seen shoplifting before, so I kept an eye on him. Two young guys dressed in black t-shirts…

Faucet and the jelly beans

22/07/2020

Something was happening in Birmingham city centre. People were evacuating by being beamed up to a spaceship, but the large number of people who’d turned up to leave had caused the city to collapse. A reporter told some people a list of reasons why this was happening. I made a note of them so I…

Wolverine lives

08/07/2020

Remembering last night’s dream feels odd, because once again my mind is struggling with whether it was a dream or real. Anyway, the dream took place in the X-Men animated series universe. Wolverine died – not sure how, it was just his time – and he started floating upwards towards the sky. But then Rogue…

Lenka’s Supermarket Sweep

19/05/2020

In college We went out to get lunch and it started raining I got pizza with extra garlic sauce, and garlic bread The others got pizza too Back in class I’d bought a few little statues in One was a talking Groot, which the two guys behind really liked and played with on their desk…

Mike’s job interview

18/05/2020

Mike went to enquire about getting a job at a mental hospital he’d once been in I went with him He started with small talk with the guy on reception and then said he wanted a job The guy laughed and said he’d need to have a meeting with the bosses We went for the…

Milhouse’s bubble drinks

17/05/2020

I went to a product show at the NEC Milhouse from the Simpsons had a stall selling drinks You chose the bubbles flavour and then could have stuff added One addition was a chocolate pizza, so I said that He then tried to make one from scratch but couldn’t so I said to leave it…

M.U.S.I.C.

30/04/2020

The dream started with me and mom going to find her sister. We found the right road, but couldn’t find the right house number. We went and had some lunch and then went back out. We asked someone in a shop and they told us where it was. We went inside and mom’s sister was…

The birthday meal

03/04/2020

We went out for my birthday meal to a Japanese buffet style restaurant. There was only one person there I’d invited, and Laura from work, the rest were people mom had invited. I went off to get some food. They had a big fridge full of soft drinks and big shelf full of crisps, including…

Ant-men

13/02/2020

I went to see Avengers Endgame at the cinema with my brother. Only 2 people in the world had seen the full film with effects before it was released. It had been produced with a little ‘window’ box in one scene that would be filled in when the projector played the film. The only bit…