I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Dreams

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I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.

There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.

I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.

There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.

It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.

So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...

The Ortega blind date

06/02/2023

I was at school and saw Jenny Ortega (the actress who plays Wednesday). The school was doing blind dates, so I signed up for it. I went on a couple, including one with a guy who insisted we carry a big giant mat around town. Then finally I got a date with Jenny. We cycled…

28/01/2023

With Morecambe and Wise interviewing people. I stepped in to be silly. “Are you applying for the cleaning job?” I asked a doll. “Don’t so it, it’s a rubbish job!” Later I was in a comedy class with my old teacher from a stand up curse I did in real life, James. He asked for…

26/01/2023

Dreamt last night that I went round to a friend’s house. It was a girl I knew that had a boyfriend already. We chatted for a while and ended up quite close together, sitting face to face with me cross legged and her legs around mine. She then tried to kiss me. I really wanted…

The flu jabs

25/01/2023

Mom and I went out walking. I mentioned I’d found an old game and wanted to play it, so asked her to keep an eye out for any shops that might sell old games. We stopped to get mom’s flu jab. The nurse pointed out that it might cause death. I said to a guy…

Butterfly eating

21/01/2023

Ana and I in come kind of contest. Loser had to eat a live butterfly. I lost that round. I begged Ana not to make me do it, but they assured me how easy it would be. The butterfly was really big with flowing antennae and other parts. I tried to get out of it…

The Joker Robber

15/01/2023

I was in town. I’d met up with Mike and our friend Nelson and was now on my own. I went to a shop called The Range, though it wasn’t like the one in real life. I had a wander round but didn’t buy anything. I couldn’t see the toy section, then I noticed there…

Pink haired parkour

13/01/2023

My family and I were in a restaurant choosing between desserts – I think it was different flavour bau buns, as I’d seen them on The Apprentice in real life that evening. I had on that was lemon and blueberry. Nan took ages to order, ruling out each flavour and with a detailed description why,…

The cloakroom

11/01/2023

I was with Wonder Woman and Hulk fighting bad guys and running through the streets tracking down these little boxes with flashing lights that we had to destroy. Once we’d got them all, we climbed a building and then had the make a big jump to get to a flying ship. I hopped on Wonder…

The girl on the course

10/01/2023

At home watching a film with the family while we were eating – pizza I think. I went upstairs for something, and when I came back down, the TV was off. Someone suggested we watched something else, but my brother said we were already watching this film. I think it was a horror or crime…

The magic food

07/01/2023

In the dream I woke up and was bored, so I played on my phone. I found a QR code to scan to show my recent orders. I scanned it and accidentally clicked reorder on some food I had earlier. I was about to cancel it, but I looked down and it was there in…

The marketing campaigns

02/01/2023

Girl in class wanted to become popular. A small group of us brainstorm ideas. I came up with an idea to do a poster with a watch saying “time is running out” and a message. She liked it and did it. I came up with another idea of a bag of crisps with just a…

Paper boat hats

22/12/2022

I was in a garden with a girl and Tony Stark. He flew around in his Iron Man suit and then let me have a go at flying the iron man suit. He then let the girl try, but while she was in the suit, a small group of people emerged at the other end…

The dirty beanbag

17/12/2022

It was our last day on a holiday abroad. Travelling back by coach, I was amazed by the view of the mountains. We got a boat back the rest of the way. Freddie Mercury was on there, but him when he was dying, he looked very ill. I wanted to go outside to get fresh…

The small bunny

09/12/2022

I was with someone and we were looking after an animal in a room. We then left and she wanted to stop in another room to see another animal. The sign on the door said something like “small bunny”. We went in and this giant white rabbit was draped over a man’s lap. I turned…

The dangerous driver

27/11/2022

Met up with some friends to see a show. A girl I had a crush on in school, Scarlet, was there. We hugged and chatted a little. We watched the show. It was an “end of course” show for people doing a comedy course that I – and a few of the group I was…

Sally Talksalot

26/11/2022

I was doing an improv routine with a girl in front of a hall full of people. We were pretending we loved body augmentation and were wanting bigger breasts. It wasn’t that good and they weren’t laughing, so we wanted to stop. But the audience said they liked the characters. So we ran to the…

Extreme shop diving

19/11/2022

Mike and I met up with Gush. Got a taxi to the cinema by the shopping centre. It didn’t wait when we got there and drove into the shopping centre to drop us off. Group doing extreme sports display in shopping centre. Guy did trapeze style jump. Then he jumped and dropped down to the…

The paper pencil case

17/11/2022

Walking zeta late at night At primary school, former pupils were called in to help. I got a taxi and got there half hour early, so I walked back home to get my headphones and came back. It was rainy, so there was hardly anyone outside. I went in and was directed to sit in…

Dalek

08/11/2022

They were remaking old Doctor Who episodes and this one was the 2005 Ninth Doctor episode, Dalek, with Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose. The doctor and Rose visited where I was working. Someone showed them round and the Doctor saw the Dalek roaming around level 7. He ran inside and…

Lenka and the cybermen

22/10/2022

Mike and I went to an event (comic con?) we weren’t getting much notice so we dressed as cybermen. Mike as a new one, me as a Mondasian one. I had to walk very slowly. Someone early bumped into us so I tried to grab Mike and pull myself away but ended up swinging him…

Johnny Rotten’s fake solo

21/10/2022

I was at a Christmas fair with mom. We went into a hall where a band playing their new song. The lead singer was a guy playing a ukulele, there was another guy who was playing a ukulele with a spatula, a man on a banjolele, a tea chest bass and, finally, Johnny Rotten on…