I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Dreams

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I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.

There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.

I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.

There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.

It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.

So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...

Wolverine lives

08/07/2020

Remembering last night’s dream feels odd, because once again my mind is struggling with whether it was a dream or real. Anyway, the dream took place in the X-Men animated series universe. Wolverine died – not sure how, it was just his time – and he started floating upwards towards the sky. But then Rogue…

Lenka’s Supermarket Sweep

19/05/2020

In college We went out to get lunch and it started raining I got pizza with extra garlic sauce, and garlic bread The others got pizza too Back in class I’d bought a few little statues in One was a talking Groot, which the two guys behind really liked and played with on their desk…

Mike’s job interview

18/05/2020

Mike went to enquire about getting a job at a mental hospital he’d once been in I went with him He started with small talk with the guy on reception and then said he wanted a job The guy laughed and said he’d need to have a meeting with the bosses We went for the…

Milhouse’s bubble drinks

17/05/2020

I went to a product show at the NEC Milhouse from the Simpsons had a stall selling drinks You chose the bubbles flavour and then could have stuff added One addition was a chocolate pizza, so I said that He then tried to make one from scratch but couldn’t so I said to leave it…

M.U.S.I.C.

30/04/2020

The dream started with me and mom going to find her sister. We found the right road, but couldn’t find the right house number. We went and had some lunch and then went back out. We asked someone in a shop and they told us where it was. We went inside and mom’s sister was…

The birthday meal

03/04/2020

We went out for my birthday meal to a Japanese buffet style restaurant. There was only one person there I’d invited, and Laura from work, the rest were people mom had invited. I went off to get some food. They had a big fridge full of soft drinks and big shelf full of crisps, including…

Ant-men

13/02/2020

I went to see Avengers Endgame at the cinema with my brother. Only 2 people in the world had seen the full film with effects before it was released. It had been produced with a little ‘window’ box in one scene that would be filled in when the projector played the film. The only bit…

Sutton girls and semtex

11/02/2020

I was in Sutton and heading home from the park. I stopped off in a shop to buy some water, chocolate and giant Jammy dodgers. It was a large, open plan shop, dimly lit shop with only one girl working there. She was a polite girl, quite well spoken, with long brown hair. I put…

Chocolate croissants

10/02/2020

I didn’t have any snacks to take with me to karate, so I went to the local shop and bought a couple of large chocolate croissants, which were cheaper than the smaller ones.

The house next door

31/01/2020

Had a dream last night that our neighbour had moved out and mother and I had to move into her house so that somebody could move into our house. The house didn’t look like it does in real life though. The bottom floor consisted of an open plan kitchen and living room, with a spiral…

Margot Robbie’s holiday camp

30/01/2020

I was at a holiday camp site and Margot Robbie was one of the people running it. At one point she tried to help me download the instructions for something. Later, we went out and on the way back she was walking with a guy. I was jealous, so I decided to walk back barefoot.

Simpsons graffiti

29/01/2020

Nan and grandad announced they were getting a divorce and moving into care homes. The family was chatting about it and it was quite sad really. Later, I was in a car park with a bunch of kids. We moved a bunch of trollies so we could do graffiti on the pavement and someone started…

Laura’s experiements

16/01/2020

Goodwin and I got a taxi back to school It stopped a bit away and we had 7 minutes to get there so we had to run I went the wrong way at first When we got there, I was hungry The canteen was putting out lunch food (potatoes, veg and Yorkshire puddings) They had…

Carrots for sale

15/01/2020

Goodwin and I were in a bar heading to school We bumped into Matthew and Liam Matthew didn’t look to good He mentioned he’d forgotten his make up and forgotten to do his hair I joked “You May have forgotten your make up, but so has Goodwin. Next time you’re sad, think of him in…

Pussycat Dolls live at Penitentiary Hall

14/01/2020

Watching a gif of a Pussycat Dolls concert at Penitentiary Hall They were fingering themselves on stage while singing One later said that sex was about truth and she was just being honest My old friend Josh and I went to the leisure centre He needed a wee but we couldn’t get into the gym…

The death gamble

13/01/2020

Ed Gamble was in a new show (or might have been real life) He’d recently lost someone he’d loved And also lost his dog His mom had bought him a new dog “I know you don’t like dead dogs, so I got you a living one” Last shot was of him on a rocky edge…

Hitler FM

12/01/2020

I was building Lego with Max Someone said I should do it as a job I quit and started building lots of Lego Someone saw me and I got a call from the BBC saying Lego wanted to speak to me Later I was in Paris Hitler was building a radio station at the bottom…

Death becomes me

11/01/2020

Trapped in a lift with a guy In a superhero movie The villain comes flying over He takes us to Death Death is just a skeleton He steals my skin and becomes me Somehow we stopped him and I got my body back Later playing random sized super hero figures with Lee and Max Daniel…

Just over £1

10/01/2020

Lee took me and his girlfriend Sam to KFC There was an offer on and burger and chips was only “just over £1” When we came out the car park had flooded and Sam’s car was buried People were trying to get rid of the water Lee and Sam went to get help I walked…

Jetpack

09/01/2020

At work We had a big new office Matt struggled to find a video I’d done on the one drive I tried to search his computer for ‘Jetpack’ what we were now calling OneDrive While he wasn’t looking I also looked up some porn, forgetting Rosie from college was sat next to us watching She…

The purple infinity stone

08/01/2020

Mike had been given the power of people doing what he wanted As he walked down the road, people would move out his way I could get away with not doing stuff cos I was his best friend Mike and I visited Laura and Shannon Lots of her family was there Mike rode in on…