I often have interesting dreams that I remember in great detail, so I decided to write them down and tag them so I can identify the common elements of my dreams.

Dreams

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I often have interesting dreams that I remember in great detail, so I decided to write them down and tag them so I can identify the common elements of my dreams.

Walsall council tenancy

21/05/2019

I was in my room with comedian Lou Sanders. She was offering to teach me about different types of orgasms, but the light was off and I was too busy trying to find a pair of pants. Then the doorbell went and I left her in my room to go and open it. As I…

News and scaffolding

17/05/2019

Gush and I were in a canteen and the woman serving asked me what kind of potatoes I wanted. I asked for roast potatoes but she said they didn’t have any, so I asked for chips instead. “What kind?” she said. And I exclaimed, “Why are there so many varieties of potato?!” There were three…

The karate bully

16/05/2019

Had a dream last night in which I was at karate. There were two kids, a little younger than me, who were bullying all the little kids. One of them was a big, beefy guy, the other was a thinner, shorter guy with black hair. I was fed up of seeing them picking on the…

Black Coco Pops

15/05/2019

I was a superhero in a team and we were infiltrating an office in the city. The villain had set up a trap so that when someone lit their cigarette, it would explode. However, we didn’t know who the victim was. We asked everyone who smoked and narrowed it down to one girl. I went…

Avengers at karate

14/05/2019

I was at karate and the usual people were there, but Paul Rudd and Anthony Mackie (who play Ant-Man and Falcon in the Marvel films) were there too. I don’t think they were in character, but later Brandon Routh, in character as Ray Palmer from the DC shows, turned up wearing his Atom suit. We…

Slapping in the train station

13/05/2019

I was at a train station on the concourse and trying to get through security. There were lots of different scanners (the doorframe type things with the metal detectors on) going off in different directions and I wasn’t sure which one to go through. I picked one at random, but then realised that it was…

Linda Perry

09/05/2019

I was working on an animation project in a team where two people had just quit. They’d left because a woman called Linda Perry had been unbearable to work with. It was my job to tell the press they’d left without saying they’d quit. Later in the dream, Shirley from coronation street was returning to…

A persistent Nan

08/05/2019

I was at home and was having a meal with mother, Mike and two girls. I think we had fish and chips. One of the girls, who was quite a big girl, had finished her chips and said she wanted some more, so I let her have some of mine. After dinner, mother was washing…

A drunken Ramsay

07/05/2019

On my way home from somewhere, I bumped into 3 people I knew from school. One of them spotted me and said hello. My hair was very messy and I decided to purposely be a bit weird, so I said hello and introduced my ‘imaginary friend’ next to me. I gave my friend a little…

The people in white coats

05/05/2019

Lee and I went to a show that I’d quickly booked up as a surprise. I think it was a rock band. While we were there, I overheard Lee talking to his mate next to him about how his recent holiday was ruined by finding out one of his other friends was depressed and had…

Red buildings

03/05/2019

In the dream I woke up ready for work, but my clock said it was 11:00. I ran downstairs and the clock said 8:00. My alarm had been set for 11:40 instead of 7:40 and it was set 4 ours ahead anyway. I asked mother to check her phone to see what time her phone…

Charlie Pasquale

30/04/2019

I was in a theatre with mother and a few friends. We were going to see Dave Gorman, but we were running a bit late. We had seats in the middle, but because we were late it was dark, so we just sat in the seats at the side. Dave was already on stage and…

Scarface serum

29/04/2019

I was on holiday with Mike, but that didn’t really feature in the dream much. The main part of the dream took part in a big house out in the fields. 4 of us gathered – me, mother and two guys – to do some sort of magic ritual. We each had a copy of…

Room 712

26/04/2019

I went to a new school that I’d enrolled in. It was about a 50 minute drive from my house. I was suppose to go a few days ago but I didn’t get the letter telling me where to go. When the taxi arrived in the city, there was loads of traffic, so I said…

Zarni and Dr Padoma

23/04/2019

I was at home and getting ready to go back to school for the final year. I’d had no letter or anything to prepare me, just the date we were going back. When I got to school, the bell rang and I didn’t know what form class I was in. I tried to find my…

The interrupted anecdote

22/04/2019

I was on a train in London with mother, nan and grandad. The train we were on wasn’t going to London Euston, so we had to get off and get the tube. Rather than try and get tickets from the self service machine, I went to the counter. He woman printed out the tickets and…

Fencing with rulers

19/04/2019

Mother and I were in hospital looking after a man. I don’t know who he was, but from what I recall he was in a secret organisation that we were part of. The man started to flatline, but mother managed to do the necessary to get him back. But then a few minutes later he flatlined…

The mouldy old chicken sandwich

18/04/2019

I was on holiday with Mike and I can’t remember what happened, but I said I’d go home and meet him later. I was gliding down College Road – an ability I often seem to have in dreams – when I saw an indoor market. I went in to have a look. It was packed…