I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail
Dreams
Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.
There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.
I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.
There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.
It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.
So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...
Dreams recorded: 447
Camite
I was in some sort of group. There was a girl there called Camite. She was slightly younger than me, had brown hair and a kind, smiley face. She wore an orange top on the first day. We spoke a few times the first day and I realised she liked me. I liked her too.…
The bombs
I was on a field trip with school or college. We heard on the news that a bomb had been dropped on London. More bombs were then dropped all around England. We saw ahead a bomb dropped and formed a mushroom cloud. It knocked over several rows of houses like toys. We were on a…
The Ortega blind date
I was at school and saw Jenny Ortega (the actress who plays Wednesday). The school was doing blind dates, so I signed up for it. I went on a couple, including one with a guy who insisted we carry a big giant mat around town. Then finally I got a date with Jenny. We cycled…
The flu jabs
Mom and I went out walking. I mentioned I’d found an old game and wanted to play it, so asked her to keep an eye out for any shops that might sell old games. We stopped to get mom’s flu jab. The nurse pointed out that it might cause death. I said to a guy…
Butterfly eating
Ana and I in come kind of contest. Loser had to eat a live butterfly. I lost that round. I begged Ana not to make me do it, but they assured me how easy it would be. The butterfly was really big with flowing antennae and other parts. I tried to get out of it…
The Joker Robber
I was in town. I’d met up with Mike and our friend Nelson and was now on my own. I went to a shop called The Range, though it wasn’t like the one in real life. I had a wander round but didn’t buy anything. I couldn’t see the toy section, then I noticed there…
Pink haired parkour
My family and I were in a restaurant choosing between desserts – I think it was different flavour bau buns, as I’d seen them on The Apprentice in real life that evening. I had on that was lemon and blueberry. Nan took ages to order, ruling out each flavour and with a detailed description why,…
The cloakroom
I was with Wonder Woman and Hulk fighting bad guys and running through the streets tracking down these little boxes with flashing lights that we had to destroy. Once we’d got them all, we climbed a building and then had the make a big jump to get to a flying ship. I hopped on Wonder…
The girl on the course
At home watching a film with the family while we were eating – pizza I think. I went upstairs for something, and when I came back down, the TV was off. Someone suggested we watched something else, but my brother said we were already watching this film. I think it was a horror or crime…
The magic food
In the dream I woke up and was bored, so I played on my phone. I found a QR code to scan to show my recent orders. I scanned it and accidentally clicked reorder on some food I had earlier. I was about to cancel it, but I looked down and it was there in…
The marketing campaigns
Girl in class wanted to become popular. A small group of us brainstorm ideas. I came up with an idea to do a poster with a watch saying “time is running out” and a message. She liked it and did it. I came up with another idea of a bag of crisps with just a…
Paper boat hats
I was in a garden with a girl and Tony Stark. He flew around in his Iron Man suit and then let me have a go at flying the iron man suit. He then let the girl try, but while she was in the suit, a small group of people emerged at the other end…
The dirty beanbag
It was our last day on a holiday abroad. Travelling back by coach, I was amazed by the view of the mountains. We got a boat back the rest of the way. Freddie Mercury was on there, but him when he was dying, he looked very ill. I wanted to go outside to get fresh…
The small bunny
I was with someone and we were looking after an animal in a room. We then left and she wanted to stop in another room to see another animal. The sign on the door said something like “small bunny”. We went in and this giant white rabbit was draped over a man’s lap. I turned…
The dangerous driver
Met up with some friends to see a show. A girl I had a crush on in school, Scarlet, was there. We hugged and chatted a little. We watched the show. It was an “end of course” show for people doing a comedy course that I – and a few of the group I was…
Sally Talksalot
I was doing an improv routine with a girl in front of a hall full of people. We were pretending we loved body augmentation and were wanting bigger breasts. It wasn’t that good and they weren’t laughing, so we wanted to stop. But the audience said they liked the characters. So we ran to the…
Extreme shop diving
Mike and I met up with Gush. Got a taxi to the cinema by the shopping centre. It didn’t wait when we got there and drove into the shopping centre to drop us off. Group doing extreme sports display in shopping centre. Guy did trapeze style jump. Then he jumped and dropped down to the…
The paper pencil case
Walking zeta late at night At primary school, former pupils were called in to help. I got a taxi and got there half hour early, so I walked back home to get my headphones and came back. It was rainy, so there was hardly anyone outside. I went in and was directed to sit in…
Dalek
They were remaking old Doctor Who episodes and this one was the 2005 Ninth Doctor episode, Dalek, with Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose. The doctor and Rose visited where I was working. Someone showed them round and the Doctor saw the Dalek roaming around level 7. He ran inside and…