I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Dreams

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I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.

There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.

I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.

There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.

It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.

So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...

Katy Perry Cameo

16/11/2013

At one point Mike and I were going to see a show. And we were staying in a hotel. When I went up to my room – cos I’d forgotten my wallet – Katy Perry was sitting outside. So then I went in the room and got my wallet and she came in and asked…

A Hard Day’s Night

15/11/2013

Had a rather interesting dream. I can’t remember all of it so I’ll say what I can. At one point I got off a train to meet a man and a woman somewhere. They were on the other platform. So as I walked to the stairs to the exit, I showed them a leaflet I…

Redhead

13/11/2013

At one point in the dream I was at home and the doorbell went. I went downstairs to see who it was and found that the door was already open and a redheaded girl was standing just outside, smoking and facing the road. I didn’t know who she was so I said ‘Hello?’ but she…

IT Room

07/11/2013

I had a dream last night. As is often the case in my dreams, I was back at school. All the people from school were there. Dennis Wheelan was trying to break a massive pack of polos by leaning them against the wall and running at them (don’t ask). And we had new timetables. My…

Your Song

06/11/2013

Had an odd dream last night. Although I think it might have been a nightmare, cos at one point in it mother had packed me ‘strawberry cookies’ and they were horrible. Anyway, I was at a… Actually, I’ve just remembered there’s two parts. Part one, I was at a school and I’m unsure if I…

Teaching Assistant

24/10/2013

Had a weird dream where Mike and I were at a primary school. We were like teaching assistants. And on this particular day we were playing pirates and the kids had weapons and one kid stabbed me in the hand so I punched him in the face. And there was another kid who wore a…

Gil

12/10/2013

Had a weird dream where I went to Liverpool with Nan and Grandad and Gil from The Simpsons. And we went on a train to have a ride out to somewhere else. I kept asking people where was the best place from the list of 5 places the train stopped at – which included a…

The Mansion

07/10/2013

I was at a school and I turned up late, so I sat near the back. And Goodwin was there but I didn’t sit by him cos he was sitting by Doreen (that’s not her name but I can’t spell her real name) from school. And so I sat at the back in between Adam…

Trapped

06/10/2013

Had a rather cool dream where Mike and I – and a bunch of others – were trapped in a school trying to fend off some bad guys. Mike had hidden in a room controlling a remote control robot which was in the corridor. And when the bad guy grabbed it and started talking to…

Portfolios

19/09/2013

Had a dream of two parts. Part 1 The first was I was at karate and then after I went to a party, but I didn’t have time to change so I had my karate gi on underneath my clothes. And I saw this guy and I decided I had to stop him for some…

Out of the Window

16/09/2013

It started I was back in school. Which was nice, was with a few old faces. Until, at one point a teacher got very angry with a disruptive child, Keifer, picked him up, shouted “Get out!” And threw him at an open window, which he promptly fell out of. Of course it was a 3rd…

FBI

12/09/2013

The FBI (or some sort of team) track me down whilst on holiday in Spain. At first I think they’re trying to kill me so I hide and fight back. At one point they are hiding upstairs. One leans over balcony and starts taking photos and teasing me, so I look for something to throw…

Bruce Forsyth

11/09/2013

Had a weird dream last night. I’m remembering bits of it so it may not be in order. I just remembered that Mike and I were in a theatre, a really big one and the stairs were really steep so it was tall but not wide. And we’d gone to see an old performer that…

Boat

27/08/2013

Had a dream where Mike and I were working out on a boat. Not sure what we did but we enjoyed it, and we we’re looking out at other planets and watching things go by really really quickly on them. And then one day when we got to the boat there was another boat come…

Competition

14/08/2013

Had a strange dream last night. Can’t remember a lot of it but as I type it more and more comes to me. Mike and I were in a team in a competition of some sort. I think it was a dance competition. And we were in a team with a couple of others. And…

London Art

06/08/2013

I had a weird dream. Mike, Josh and I were in London. And we were doing some big art project. And we had to make a fence with panels that rotated but we could take off and change. So we were working on that. I built a prototype that was really good and then Elsie…

Banister Joke

04/07/2013

Had another dream, but the main bit I remember was something I did that in the dream got lots of laughs. We were holding onto a banister like they do in America where you have to keep your hand on a car (to win the car) and at one point a woman said to me…

Hotel

03/07/2013

Had a weird dream last night. Mike and I were staying in a hotel (at the same time I was also doing work in school, but I’ll ignore that bit) for a conference of some sort. And we met these 2 girls. One dressed in pink who fancied me, and one in purple who fancied…

Series

09/06/2013

Had a series of dreams last night. It started where my grandad took me to Blackpool. We didn’t do much, went in a music arcade. And I bought Mike a joke book that also had trivia about 1900s variety acts. (A few other things happened here but I can’t remember them) Then I found out…

Thorntons

21/05/2013

I only remember two bits from it. The first, Mike and I were in Thorntons buying chocolate, and the person in front was buying a batch of cookies. And they were complaining because it was taking so long to make them (despite the fact there were loads of them on the shelf behind). So eventually…

Discs

08/05/2013

This has got to be one of the most detailed dreams I’ve ever had. It was like a short film! The driver grabbed the wheel tightly, desperately trying to maintain control of the bus. But the bus was not having any of it. The back end span around at full force, hitting several cars and…