I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Dreams

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I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Since I have such crazy dreams and can often remember them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.

There are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.

I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.

There are a few things that are consistently featured in my dreams, such as my ability to glide across the floor - either on my heels or floating slightly. So prevalent was this when I was young that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.

It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.

So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...

Out of the Window

16/09/2013

It started I was back in school. Which was nice, was with a few old faces. Until, at one point a teacher got very angry with a disruptive child, Keifer, picked him up, shouted “Get out!” And threw him at an open window, which he promptly fell out of. Of course it was a 3rd…

FBI

12/09/2013

The FBI (or some sort of team) track me down whilst on holiday in Spain. At first I think they’re trying to kill me so I hide and fight back. At one point they are hiding upstairs. One leans over balcony and starts taking photos and teasing me, so I look for something to throw…

Bruce Forsyth

11/09/2013

Had a weird dream last night. I’m remembering bits of it so it may not be in order. I just remembered that Mike and I were in a theatre, a really big one and the stairs were really steep so it was tall but not wide. And we’d gone to see an old performer that…

Boat

27/08/2013

Had a dream where Mike and I were working out on a boat. Not sure what we did but we enjoyed it, and we we’re looking out at other planets and watching things go by really really quickly on them. And then one day when we got to the boat there was another boat come…

Competition

14/08/2013

Had a strange dream last night. Can’t remember a lot of it but as I type it more and more comes to me. Mike and I were in a team in a competition of some sort. I think it was a dance competition. And we were in a team with a couple of others. And…

London Art

06/08/2013

I had a weird dream. Mike, Josh and I were in London. And we were doing some big art project. And we had to make a fence with panels that rotated but we could take off and change. So we were working on that. I built a prototype that was really good and then Elsie…

Banister Joke

04/07/2013

Had another dream, but the main bit I remember was something I did that in the dream got lots of laughs. We were holding onto a banister like they do in America where you have to keep your hand on a car (to win the car) and at one point a woman said to me…

Hotel

03/07/2013

Had a weird dream last night. Mike and I were staying in a hotel (at the same time I was also doing work in school, but I’ll ignore that bit) for a conference of some sort. And we met these 2 girls. One dressed in pink who fancied me, and one in purple who fancied…

Series

09/06/2013

Had a series of dreams last night. It started where my grandad took me to Blackpool. We didn’t do much, went in a music arcade. And I bought Mike a joke book that also had trivia about 1900s variety acts. (A few other things happened here but I can’t remember them) Then I found out…

Thorntons

21/05/2013

I only remember two bits from it. The first, Mike and I were in Thorntons buying chocolate, and the person in front was buying a batch of cookies. And they were complaining because it was taking so long to make them (despite the fact there were loads of them on the shelf behind). So eventually…

Discs

08/05/2013

This has got to be one of the most detailed dreams I’ve ever had. It was like a short film! The driver grabbed the wheel tightly, desperately trying to maintain control of the bus. But the bus was not having any of it. The back end span around at full force, hitting several cars and…

Firework Field

25/04/2013

Had a weird, quite scary dream last night. I was on this big field and there was some big celebration with loads of people there. And they started a firework display. Now, I don’t like fireworks in real life, so I didn’t like the idea of them in my dream. And now I know why.…

Ben Meets Jenna Coleman

01/04/2013

Had a nice dream last night. It was in 2 parts as I remember. Part 1 The first was me at this web design course, but it turned out he was starting from the very beginning with showing us how technology worked. So we broke into someone’s house and he showed us how light switches…

Chevy Chase

26/03/2013

Had another dream (getting them a lot recently) where Mike and I went to France. Not a lot happened. We watched Harry Potter, got lost in the airport and there was a funny bit that was like a film trailer: there was a big mountain and at the top there was a rock sticking out…

Madame Tussauds

25/03/2013

This dream started with me in mother’s bedroom (without mother) and I really needed a wee. Thing was, there were 2 girls in the room too (pretty girls y’know, phwoar) and no toilet. So I put up a little screen and made a makeshift toilet out of a green plastic stool and a couple of…

St. Barnabas

03/03/2013

Had a good dream. I was back in school, but it was a completely different school with all the same kids. And at one point the headmaster came into the canteen to have a go at everyone for poor standards. And he picked on a kid called Milhouse (despite the fact it was Sean Hawthorn)…

Fans

20/11/2012

Lee and I went to a market and I wanted to buy some Simpsons DVDs that were about £3 and Lee was moaning he could download them, but let slip it would cost £4. So we had this big argument, then we left it and walked off. Then I told Lee I didn’t mind that…

I Am The Doctor

18/09/2012

Had this weird dream last night, where I was like The Doctor. And I was sent back in time to this time in Earth and as I got there a photographer lost his job and I got his job straight away. And I made a few friends, including Simon (Phung, my real friend) and a…

Cadbury Karate Girl

12/07/2012

Had a nice dream where I went to Cadbury World with ‘a friend’ (didn’t recognise him) and his ‘female friend’. The girl had blonde hair, soft skin that had been made up and looked like the sort of girl that’s always moody. And we went by boat there and train back which was fun. Then…

Cafe

18/03/2012

Had a weird dream. Me and Mike were in a cafe and start getting intimidated by this man who asks if he can sit with us. Then the last line (in the dream anyway) was a punchline that everybody laughed at. But it only really worked in the dream. I’ve remembered it the best I…