I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail



I have interesting dreams and I can often remember them in great detail

Since I have such crazy dreams and a good knack for remembering them, I decided to start documenting them and tagging them to see the most common things I dream about.

Although I try to document every dream I remember, there are lots of dreams in my youth that I never made note of – including the earliest dream I remember in which I attended a seminar held by the Pokémon Squirtle. He came on stage and said "Hello, I'm Squirtle" and sprayed everyone with water.

I also occasionally have a recurring dream that is just me eating croutons for what feels like an hour and I also had a dream that made me terrified of Timothy Spall.

There are a few things that are consistently used in my dreams, such as my ability to glide. I've had loads of dreams in which I could easily glide across the floor on my heels or even float slightly. So prevalent was this when I was a young dreamer that I was convinced I'd done it in real life at some point.

It does sometimes become very difficult to distinguish dreams from real life. I didn't get my HND certificate because I thought I already had, but I realised a few days later that I'd actually dreamed it.

So, here are all the dreams that I've remembered...

Your Song


Had an odd dream last night. Although I think it might have been a nightmare, cos at one point in it mother had packed me ‘strawberry cookies’ and they were horrible. Anyway, I was at a… Actually, I’ve just remembered there’s two parts. Part one, I was at a school and I’m unsure if I…

Teaching Assistant


Had a weird dream where Mike and I were at a primary school. We were like teaching assistants. And on this particular day we were playing pirates and the kids had weapons and one kid stabbed me in the hand so I punched him in the face. And there was another kid who wore a…



Had a weird dream where I went to Liverpool with Nan and Grandad and Gil from The Simpsons. And we went on a train to have a ride out to somewhere else. I kept asking people where was the best place from the list of 5 places the train stopped at – which included a…

The Mansion


I was at a school and I turned up late, so I sat near the back. And Goodwin was there but I didn’t sit by him cos he was sitting by Doreen (that’s not her name but I can’t spell her real name) from school. And so I sat at the back in between Adam…



Had a rather cool dream where Mike and I – and a bunch of others – were trapped in a school trying to fend off some bad guys. Mike had hidden in a room controlling a remote control robot which was in the corridor. And when the bad guy grabbed it and started talking to…



Had a dream of two parts. Part 1 The first was I was at karate and then after I went to a party, but I didn’t have time to change so I had my karate gi on underneath my clothes. And I saw this guy and I decided I had to stop him for some…

Out of the Window


It started I was back in school. Which was nice, was with a few old faces. Until, at one point a teacher got very angry with a disruptive child, Keifer, picked him up, shouted “Get out!” And threw him at an open window, which he promptly fell out of. Of course it was a 3rd…



The FBI (or some sort of team) track me down whilst on holiday in Spain. At first I think they’re trying to kill me so I hide and fight back. At one point they are hiding upstairs. One leans over balcony and starts taking photos and teasing me, so I look for something to throw…

Bruce Forsyth


Had a weird dream last night. I’m remembering bits of it so it may not be in order. I just remembered that Mike and I were in a theatre, a really big one and the stairs were really steep so it was tall but not wide. And we’d gone to see an old performer that…



Had a dream where Mike and I were working out on a boat. Not sure what we did but we enjoyed it, and we we’re looking out at other planets and watching things go by really really quickly on them. And then one day when we got to the boat there was another boat come…



Had a strange dream last night. Can’t remember a lot of it but as I type it more and more comes to me. Mike and I were in a team in a competition of some sort. I think it was a dance competition. And we were in a team with a couple of others. And…

London Art


I had a weird dream. Mike, Josh and I were in London. And we were doing some big art project. And we had to make a fence with panels that rotated but we could take off and change. So we were working on that. I built a prototype that was really good and then Elsie…

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