Paul and the bass

Paul McCartney was playing a small show somewhere, just like a community centre or somewhere. I was in the front row watching him. I only remember him playing one song that wasn’t an existing song. I think it was called something like “All of her”… it had ‘all’ in the title. He saw me wiggling…

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The cafe girl

Mom and I went to a cafe. There was a really nice girl behind the counter who looked like Zendaya when she played MJ in Sider-man, and was similarly cool and quiet. We somehow got talking and hit it off. I’d seen they had live music there, so asked if there was any opportunities for…

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Victoria Wood’s IT support centre

We were working in a new office building. One of our clients was based downstairs, so my boss told me to go down to room 2. I went down and there was a big waiting room with lots of chairs and then some desks with the staff. There were also offices behind a glass wall.…

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Lenka’s Supermarket Sweep

In college We went out to get lunch and it started raining I got pizza with extra garlic sauce, and garlic bread The others got pizza too Back in class I’d bought a few little statues in One was a talking Groot, which the two guys behind really liked and played with on their desk…

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Mike’s job interview

Mike went to enquire about getting a job at a mental hospital he’d once been in I went with him He started with small talk with the guy on reception and then said he wanted a job The guy laughed and said he’d need to have a meeting with the bosses We went for the…

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Milhouse’s bubble drinks

I went to a product show at the NEC Milhouse from the Simpsons had a stall selling drinks You chose the bubbles flavour and then could have stuff added One addition was a chocolate pizza, so I said that He then tried to make one from scratch but couldn’t so I said to leave it…

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Margot Robbie’s holiday camp

I was at a holiday camp site and Margot Robbie was one of the people running it. At one point she tried to help me download the instructions for something. Later, we went out and on the way back she was walking with a guy. I was jealous, so I decided to walk back barefoot.

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Simpsons graffiti

Nan and grandad announced they were getting a divorce and moving into care homes. The family was chatting about it and it was quite sad really. Later, I was in a car park with a bunch of kids. We moved a bunch of trollies so we could do graffiti on the pavement and someone started…

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Pussycat Dolls live at Penitentiary Hall

Watching a gif of a Pussycat Dolls concert at Penitentiary Hall They were fingering themselves on stage while singing One later said that sex was about truth and she was just being honest My old friend Josh and I went to the leisure centre He needed a wee but we couldn’t get into the gym…

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The death gamble

Ed Gamble was in a new show (or might have been real life) He’d recently lost someone he’d loved And also lost his dog His mom had bought him a new dog “I know you don’t like dead dogs, so I got you a living one” Last shot was of him on a rocky edge…

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