Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity’
The bombs
I was on a field trip with school or college. We heard on the news that a bomb had been dropped on London. More bombs were then dropped all around England. We saw ahead a bomb dropped and formed a mushroom cloud. It knocked over several rows of houses like toys. We were on a…
Read MoreThe Ortega blind date
I was at school and saw Jenny Ortega (the actress who plays Wednesday). The school was doing blind dates, so I signed up for it. I went on a couple, including one with a guy who insisted we carry a big giant mat around town. Then finally I got a date with Jenny. We cycled…
Read MoreWith Morecambe and Wise interviewing people. I stepped in to be silly. “Are you applying for the cleaning job?” I asked a doll. “Don’t so it, it’s a rubbish job!” Later I was in a comedy class with my old teacher from a stand up curse I did in real life, James. He asked for…
Read MorePink haired parkour
My family and I were in a restaurant choosing between desserts – I think it was different flavour bau buns, as I’d seen them on The Apprentice in real life that evening. I had on that was lemon and blueberry. Nan took ages to order, ruling out each flavour and with a detailed description why,…
Read MoreThe marketing campaigns
Girl in class wanted to become popular. A small group of us brainstorm ideas. I came up with an idea to do a poster with a watch saying “time is running out” and a message. She liked it and did it. I came up with another idea of a bag of crisps with just a…
Read MoreThe dirty beanbag
It was our last day on a holiday abroad. Travelling back by coach, I was amazed by the view of the mountains. We got a boat back the rest of the way. Freddie Mercury was on there, but him when he was dying, he looked very ill. I wanted to go outside to get fresh…
Read MoreDalek
They were remaking old Doctor Who episodes and this one was the 2005 Ninth Doctor episode, Dalek, with Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose. The doctor and Rose visited where I was working. Someone showed them round and the Doctor saw the Dalek roaming around level 7. He ran inside and…
Read MoreLenka and the cybermen
Mike and I went to an event (comic con?) we weren’t getting much notice so we dressed as cybermen. Mike as a new one, me as a Mondasian one. I had to walk very slowly. Someone early bumped into us so I tried to grab Mike and pull myself away but ended up swinging him…
Read MoreJohnny Rotten’s fake solo
I was at a Christmas fair with mom. We went into a hall where a band playing their new song. The lead singer was a guy playing a ukulele, there was another guy who was playing a ukulele with a spatula, a man on a banjolele, a tea chest bass and, finally, Johnny Rotten on…
Read MoreThe end of the world blackout
I was watching a film in which Chris Pratt’s character was being chased by a policeman who caught him. He was then sent in part of a mission on a space station. They had to deliver a rubber duck to a man called Sebastian (played by Kevin Bacon) in order to stop him somehow. A…
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