Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity’

Walsall council tenancy

I was in my room with comedian Lou Sanders. She was offering to teach me about different types of orgasms, but the light was off and I was too busy trying to find a pair of pants. Then the doorbell went and I left her in my room to go and open it. As I…

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Avengers at karate

I was at karate and the usual people were there, but Paul Rudd and Anthony Mackie (who play Ant-Man and Falcon in the Marvel films) were there too. I don’t think they were in character, but later Brandon Routh, in character as Ray Palmer from the DC shows, turned up wearing his Atom suit. We…

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A drunken Ramsay

On my way home from somewhere, I bumped into 3 people I knew from school. One of them spotted me and said hello. My hair was very messy and I decided to purposely be a bit weird, so I said hello and introduced my ‘imaginary friend’ next to me. I gave my friend a little…

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Charlie Pasquale

I was in a theatre with mother and a few friends. We were going to see Dave Gorman, but we were running a bit late. We had seats in the middle, but because we were late it was dark, so we just sat in the seats at the side. Dave was already on stage and…

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The billennial bridge

Had a dream in which I was at a college by a beach. They’d recently renovated the communal area with a few small touches. For example, there was a gravel area which they’d added little roads into and a Scalextric into. I’d made friends with a kid in a wheelchair and another kid. We went…

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The Snapchat Spy

In last night’s dream, Goodwin and I were walking home from town. As we were walking down a long stretch of road that curved round slightly, we saw a man holding a gun and muttering to himself. We tried to turn around without getting his attention. He spotted Goodwin straight away and spotted me as…

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Lunch with Elton

I had a dream last night in which I was having lunch with Elton John. Apparently I was looking for a musician to help produce and promote a song I’d written. My friend Gush was also there with his mother. We greeted each other, sat down and ordered. We were quite hungry, but we just…

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When evil turns

Had a dream last night that started out with a big superhero battle, with heroes teaming up to take out a big army of villains. The only bit I remember was when Ant-Man was small and fighting a tiny hero. He was abseiling down our kitchen light pull after the villain – a guy dressed…

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Zooey on WhatsApp

I can’t remember much of last night’s dream, which is a shame, because it was a good one. I was on my phone talking to Zooey Deschanel on WhatsApp. I’d sent her a link to one of my songs on YouTube and she’d replied saying she liked it. I was dubious it was really her,…

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Chocolate with Gordon

In last night’s dream, I was in a Thornton’s shop looking at some chocolate. I was not alone, as Gordon Ramsay was also in the shop. We were both looking at the chocolates in glass display cabinets. It looked more like a museum, when they have a plinth with a glass box on top with…

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