Me, mom and Lee went to see therapist who lived in a caravan on a field. I’d been told the place took hours to get to but we found it easily. There were lots of other caravans around, like it was a retreat. There was a large black pig guarding the main caravan. We went…

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I was at work with a few people I’d gone to college. Mom was also there and she said she was going out to pick some food up for the team. I said I’d help her and a girl called Holly (who I went to college with in real life) joined us. We went to…

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Watching a gif of a Pussycat Dolls concert at Penitentiary Hall They were fingering themselves on stage while singing One later said that sex was about truth and she was just being honest My old friend Josh and I went to the leisure centre He needed a wee but we couldn’t get into the gym…

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Lee took me and his girlfriend Sam to KFC There was an offer on and burger and chips was only “just over £1” When we came out the car park had flooded and Sam’s car was buried People were trying to get rid of the water Lee and Sam went to get help I walked…

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At work We had a big new office Matt struggled to find a video I’d done on the one drive I tried to search his computer for ‘Jetpack’ what we were now calling OneDrive While he wasn’t looking I also looked up some porn, forgetting Rosie from college was sat next to us watching She…

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Mike had been given the power of people doing what he wanted As he walked down the road, people would move out his way I could get away with not doing stuff cos I was his best friend Mike and I visited Laura and Shannon Lots of her family was there Mike rode in on…

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I was part of the crew on a spaceship I spent most of the time in my room We went down to earth I watched a programme about an old soap It was talking about a character called Ada Bailey who was always trying to get off with the men I told someone how Rimmer…

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Me, Mike, Lee Mack and Goodwin were going on holiday We had to catch a train A guy working at the station recognised me from last year He took me outside and showed me he’d written my name on a green postbox (which was already covered in names) I took some photos and got Mike…

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My friend Nadine and I were going to a gaming expo We walked down the road, then crossed over and started walking back down I asked why Nadine said we’d passed the place I asked “Why not just walk back?” she said “We’re going back round in a circle.” Before we crossed the busy road,…

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The dream started off with me watching a Justice League film. There had been one released recently that mixed live action with comic book style cutaways, but someone had produced an edited version without the comic book bits. In the film, the Justice League were investigating a big, square building down by the docks. Green…

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