Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’

Warsolm

I don’t remember much from last night’s dream except for one really weird joke. I was at a meal with grandad, nan, mother and Goodwin. At one point, Grandad turned to Goodwin and said, “Do you want to go to Warsolm for some war?” In the dream, this was hilarious. Warsolm – I somehow knew that was…

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A boy called cushion

Had a dream last night where I was on a school trip to Walsall. My mother was also there and she went shopping. She later told me she’d managed to get all the presents she wanted. I don’t remember much of the trip, but on the train back, I sat with Goodwin and a guy…

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The long shortcut

I can’t remember much of last night’s dream, other than that we I was back at school with all the kids I used to know. We were going to an event somewhere, in France I think. At one point we were walking to the event. I saw what I thought was a shortcut, but it…

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The Roald Dahl Joke

I’m currently in Cardiff and sharing a room with some friends. As I often do when in this situation, I told them last night that I was planning to dream that I was on Roald Dahl Plas and suggested they try and dream about being there too so that we could try and enter each…

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The Two Ronnies Dream

Had a dream last night that ended on a great punchline. In the dream, I was cooking dinner for the two Ronnies (Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett). There was quite a conversation with, as you would expect, a lot of jokes. The only part I can remember though was when I asked how they felt…

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The Time Stream

This was one of the nerdiest dreams I’ve ever had and also one of the cleverest, with two puns that made me laugh and question my sanity when I woke up. It started off I was with The Doctor and Rose (I warn you, this is mostly a Doctor Who dream) and Jenny Flint (from…

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Jennavere

Had a dream last night that took place on a bus. It was a big bus though, more like a train, with tables lots of room. I was sitting with Mike and Goodwin, but a few other people came and went, including our old school friend Matthew, who made a few jokes that I don’t…

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Vaseline Badge

Had a dream last night where I was in a big meeting with a bunch of business owners. It was a round, well lit office, with light grey walls. Mak was sat to my left, a girl was on the right and then Mike was to the right of the girl. We were all given…

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Lying down there at your age

Had a dream last night, though I don’t remember much of it. I woke up at 5am and immediately made notes, but I can’t remember what “Rising tram on door” actually means. The one bit that I do remember was that I was with my nan and grandad at the time, presumably at the tram…

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Choke or Lose

Last night, my brain invented a new game. It might not be a bestseller this Christmas, but it would definitely make the news if it was real. The dream started with Mak and Ellie – our former colleague from SND, the company we’re partnered with – at my house. I was doing work for SND…

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