I didn’t have any snacks to take with me to karate, so I went to the local shop and bought a couple of large chocolate croissants, which were cheaper than the smaller ones.

Read More

I was building Lego with Max Someone said I should do it as a job I quit and started building lots of Lego Someone saw me and I got a call from the BBC saying Lego wanted to speak to me Later I was in Paris Hitler was building a radio station at the bottom…

Read More

In bed Looking at my mattress behind my bed There’s a tag on it that says Alice We had the mattress off someone and the girl who it previously belonged to was called Alice I spotted a spider on the wall I went downstairs and got a dustpan and brush I had a little sister…

Read More

I was part of the crew on a spaceship I spent most of the time in my room We went down to earth I watched a programme about an old soap It was talking about a character called Ada Bailey who was always trying to get off with the men I told someone how Rimmer…

Read More

At the start of last night’s dream, I came downstairs into the living room and Mike was sat on the sofa. I asked him if it was shorts weather – I was wearing shorts at the time – and he said “No, but keep them on, cos you look good.” I went upstairs and changed…

Read More

The dream started off with me at work. We had to try and get some songs our clients had recorded onto the radio, but we weren’t getting responses. That’s all I remember from that bit. In the next part, I went to karate. I skipped dinner to go, as I thought our instructor, Roger, wasn’t…

Read More

I flipped through the newspaper and saw an ad for a missing dog called Hang. I went outside and saw it up the ring (a local park) so I brought it back home and put him in my room. I couldn’t call owner because it was 5am, so I just waited. After a while, Mother…

Read More

I was in the office at work talking to my boss, Dave, about the singer and comedian Boothby Graffoe (check him out!). Dave said he didn’t think he was that funny anymore and I agreed that his early material was better. Dave told me about an old friend of his, a comedian that he would…

Read More

Can’t remember much of last night’s dream. We were going out for a meal with the karate guys and I’d decided to wear navy blue jeans and a navy blue blazer (which I own in real life). My mother pulled a face at the outfit, so I asked her what was wrong with it. She…

Read More

Had a dream last night in which I was at karate. There were two kids, a little younger than me, who were bullying all the little kids. One of them was a big, beefy guy, the other was a thinner, shorter guy with black hair. I was fed up of seeing them picking on the…

Read More