With Morecambe and Wise interviewing people. I stepped in to be silly. “Are you applying for the cleaning job?” I asked a doll. “Don’t so it, it’s a rubbish job!” Later I was in a comedy class with my old teacher from a stand up curse I did in real life, James. He asked for…

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The Joker Robber

I was in town. I’d met up with Mike and our friend Nelson and was now on my own. I went to a shop called The Range, though it wasn’t like the one in real life. I had a wander round but didn’t buy anything. I couldn’t see the toy section, then I noticed there…

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Pink haired parkour

My family and I were in a restaurant choosing between desserts – I think it was different flavour bau buns, as I’d seen them on The Apprentice in real life that evening. I had on that was lemon and blueberry. Nan took ages to order, ruling out each flavour and with a detailed description why,…

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The cloakroom

I was with Wonder Woman and Hulk fighting bad guys and running through the streets tracking down these little boxes with flashing lights that we had to destroy. Once we’d got them all, we climbed a building and then had the make a big jump to get to a flying ship. I hopped on Wonder…

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The magic food

In the dream I woke up and was bored, so I played on my phone. I found a QR code to scan to show my recent orders. I scanned it and accidentally clicked reorder on some food I had earlier. I was about to cancel it, but I looked down and it was there in…

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Extreme shop diving

Mike and I met up with Gush. Got a taxi to the cinema by the shopping centre. It didn’t wait when we got there and drove into the shopping centre to drop us off. Group doing extreme sports display in shopping centre. Guy did trapeze style jump. Then he jumped and dropped down to the…

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Lenka and the cybermen

Mike and I went to an event (comic con?) we weren’t getting much notice so we dressed as cybermen. Mike as a new one, me as a Mondasian one. I had to walk very slowly. Someone early bumped into us so I tried to grab Mike and pull myself away but ended up swinging him…

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Endansia

Mom, Mike and I went to see a show at a small theatre. We got there early and Mike realised he’d forgotten his milk in the taxi. I went back to get it for him and the taxi started driving off while I was inside. The driver was Jonathan Crane (from DC comics) and a…

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Birthday Balls

Was on a course. Chatting to holly. She said you get a free hot chocolate at costa. She went down to get one, came back and said you have to buy something to get it free. I said I’d get my lunch there. Went down and said hello to Holly and her husband and kid.…

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Lego and Squid

I was in school and we were making and remaking clay sculptures. I made a couple of things, but I spent so long making them that I didn’t have time to paint them. The next class was lego building. The room had loads of Lego. I got a tray full and sat down to build.…

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