Paul and the bass

Paul McCartney was playing a small show somewhere, just like a community centre or somewhere. I was in the front row watching him. I only remember him playing one song that wasn’t an existing song. I think it was called something like “All of her”… it had ‘all’ in the title. He saw me wiggling…

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The therapist and his pig

Me, mom and Lee went to see therapist who lived in a caravan on a field. I’d been told the place took hours to get to but we found it easily. There were lots of other caravans around, like it was a retreat. There was a large black pig guarding the main caravan. We went…

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The piano lesson

I was in Sofia, Bulgaria, with Mike and I realised I had my first piano lesson since lockdown. Mike decided we should get a taxi, only I didn’t know the way by taxi. I couldn’t remember the name of the road and after ages of driving around and looking it up on my phone, I…

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Alice and the spiders

In bed Looking at my mattress behind my bed There’s a tag on it that says Alice We had the mattress off someone and the girl who it previously belonged to was called Alice I spotted a spider on the wall I went downstairs and got a dustpan and brush I had a little sister…

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Rastallama

Me, Mike, Lee Mack and Goodwin were going on holiday We had to catch a train A guy working at the station recognised me from last year He took me outside and showed me he’d written my name on a green postbox (which was already covered in names) I took some photos and got Mike…

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Tell Me More

I was at a songwriting workshop in a big hall. It was full of ‘cool’ people, musicians who knew they were pretty good. They weren’t hipsters, but you know the type, quite confident and funky hair cuts. Anyway, for the last half hour, the tutor said it was ‘free time’ in which we could play…

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The Joker songs

I was at work and every day the Joker would come in and make me write and perform a new song for him.

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Le rêve des frites

Had a bit of a weird dream last night, because in the dream I kept waking up and it got confusing as to which parts were dreams… even though it all was. It started off I was in France with mother. We went to a chip shop and got some chips to take away, but…

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The Final Straw

Had a dream last night where I was playing basketball with people I’d known in school and college. We were in a big, dimly lit room with a long strip of laminate flooring down the middle that was the basketball court. Family and friends were sat around the edge of the room watching. During the…

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Peter, Ben and Mary

I had a dream last night that I was at a primary school, entertaining the kids as part of the band Peter, Paul & Mary. I was Paul. The last song we did was Weave Me The Sunshine, which everyone joined in on. This was a great musical number and we played it really upbeat…

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