Me, Mike, Lee Mack and Goodwin were going on holiday We had to catch a train A guy working at the station recognised me from last year He took me outside and showed me he’d written my name on a green postbox (which was already covered in names) I took some photos and got Mike…

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Mike and I went back to school and we managed to lie our way into an art class. We did a bit of painting until everyone left. Then Mike wanted a birthday present from the class but didn’t want anyone to give him something he didn’t want, so he had a look around and eventually…

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I can’t remember much of last night’s dream, which is a shame, because it was a good one. I was on my phone talking to Zooey Deschanel on WhatsApp. I’d sent her a link to one of my songs on YouTube and she’d replied saying she liked it. I was dubious it was really her,…

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Had a dream last night that I went up to the shops by my house to get something. On the way, a group of rough looking kids asked me if I’d ​get them some chips. I said I would. I went in and ordered them and came outside, where I was greeted by a black…

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In this dream, I was at an open day on a field with Mike. We were watching a few bands performing live. The last band was a four-piece that sung an R.E.M. song called Kahoutek. Now this is weird, because I love R.E.M. but this song isn’t particularly one of my favourites – I haven’t…

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​ Had a dream in which I was at a party with my family. Mike and Laura were also there. There was also a special guest at the party… Zooey Deschanel! I was of course very excited at this. At one point she was doing a signing, so I took my ukulele up and asked…

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Had a dream last night that started with me and Goodwin walking over some hills to get to town. When we arrived, there was a concert going on and a man was rapping an infomercial for some cleaning product. After that act, I got on stage to join in a play that Zooey Deschanel was…

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Had a dream last night where I was at the opening of a new underground train in Birmingham. The guests of honour were Kate Middleton and Prince Charles. Why she wasn’t there with Prince William I’ve no idea. But anyway, they were there. She gave a little speech and then had to declare the train…

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Had an odd dream where there was a comedy talent contest on TV with only 2 acts. The first were Ant and Dec, I skipped their bit, and the second was David Bradley and Harry Hill. They came out dressed as the First Doctor (who Bradley played in the BBC Docu-drama about the start of…

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Had a weird dream last night. I can’t remember the first half, but at some point I was called away by my manager, Gary Sambrook, to attend a meeting. It turned out I’d been put in as a candidate for the local elections and I had to give a speech to a group of school…

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